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Green tone

If only there were green tone emojis. 🖖🖖🏻🖖🏼🖖🏽🖖🏾🖖🏿

— Me.

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Late realization

Inner self: Your data model was wrong all along.
Me: 😭😭😭

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Soul mates

Soul mate is a one-to-one relationship.
Not a one-to-many, or a many-to-many (are you kidding me !!!) relationship.

Get the picture?

Me (My head is in CRAZY data modeling these days, at least this one is simple, or so you think !!!)

Posted in Notes, Poetry, Quotes

Life fork

On some level, I wish I could fork my Life.
… 😭

— me.

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It’s simple

It’s simple. You just need to understand it.
— me.

Sums up what I think of computing. In particular I am thinking of character encoding 🤕 🤒 💥

Insomnia

When I fail to sleep, I feel there is a background process that I don’t manage to kill and that eats all my cpu. 😕

— me (1:26 AM). 

Unique

I need to be unique. Like a primary key.

— me.

Posted in Notes, Poetry, Quotes

I like journalists

I like journalists, I think they’re like organic algorithms. Constantly fetching data and organizing the information for you.

— me.

Tcp relationships

Sometimes I think that human relationships are just like tcp connections. Sometimes they suddenly close and someone has to reconnect. Sometimes no matter the retries, the connection is just refused.

— me.

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My brother on Golang:

I don’t need to learn Go.

Because I do JAVA.

*Shrug*

— When he caught me reading the Golang tutorial – the new hype language these days. What a true Java bear.

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